"So where is Moonis Elahi?"
"At home, I would assume - his dad was with The Buzz doing Umra..."
"At state expense?"
"Noooo. The Buzz stood in line to get his boarding pass and off he went, he will return tomorrow on the 15 of February, one day before the arrival of the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia, the power behind the throne."
"I am not sure The Khan will engineer a meeting between the two men. And before you begin your standard normal harangue and state that as there are no women accompanying the Saudi delegation The Buzz will be in his element..."
"The Buzz's element is matters/people relating to the shrine of the Pakpattan saint, defending the CTD officials implicated in the Sahiwal tragedy, hell he was not even asked to defend The Khan's sister..."
"Because she belongs to a gender..."
"Shush anyway let me clarify the Crown prince is here for a two day visit only and I would imagine it's a one night visit, and he is expected to sign a lot of deals with the government, setting up a refinery and all that, foreign direct investment is going to rise by more than 10,000 percent I reckon and...."
"The modalities of the deals must be shared with the parliament; and don't forget the Saudis did not make any bones about not liking the leaders of our status quo parties so in case they come back to power..."
"What are you? Retarded? The Khan is the only candidate for the position of prime minister for the next twenty years; and don't forget The Khan has publicly stated that his party will no longer try to seek any rapprochement with members of the opposition and..."
"Does The Khan realize that he has a very slim majority in the national assembly and that too with coalition partners who are getting restive..."
"He knows the solution to that! Expand the cabinet."
"We have an unsustainable budget deficit and let's not forget..."
"The Khan has reduced expenditure of the Prime Minister's House by 30 percent so he could easily divert these saved funds to the new cabinet members..."
"My question is why only 30 percent given that he is not living there? Is it expense for putting up foreign dignitaries including the Saudi Crown Prince, I mean the PM House is being used as a State Guest House..."
"For only those who are investing over 3 billion dollars in this country..."
"Don't be facetious."
"And what would happen once the House is converted into a University? Where would these dignitaries be housed?"
"The President's House I would assume, and after that there are other buildings that can be converted..."
"Dear, dear me."
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